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What does viral marketing look like?

June 29, 2009 · 2 Comments

When mixing marketing and social media you never really know what you’re going to get. The response look like just another drop in the ocean or as overwhelming as a tsunami.

I came across the video below at Jason Keath’s blog, the evolution of media, in a post that compared dancing to viral marketing. How does a dancing man at a concert relate to viral marketing? Well, you’ll just have to watch to find out.

Keath sums it up perfectly in his post:

The lesson? Be remarkable and passionate about what you do. If it is genuine, others will watch, some will join in, and the movement will grow.

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Vendor/client relationship in real life, sad but true

June 2, 2009 · Leave a Comment

It’s something we’ve all have to deal with at one point or another – a not-so-balanced vendor/client relationship. If you’ve ever struggled on either side of the equation, you’ll appreciate the sad but true scenarios played out in the video below. Enjoy!

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Jim Henson’s best business advice

January 30, 2009 · 1 Comment

I recently came across this classic Jim Henson clip on the perils of business and thought it would be a great way to finish off the week.

Those at Make the Logo Bigger (where I found this great video) summarized the message perfectly:

“Business > creativity > business > creativity…”

Watch and enjoy …

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Friday office humor: Fun with sticky notes

November 7, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Congratulations! It’s been a long and exciting week, but you’ve successfully made it to Friday.

Now all you have to do is keep busy for the rest of the afternoon and you’re home free. This week we discovered a great video demonstrating how to stay busy at the office with a simple package of sticky notes.

Fun at the office with sticky notes, watch and learn:

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Training humor: Safety video unveils winning Halloween costume idea

October 31, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Because it’s Halloween, we would like to share with you one of the most entertaining safety training videos we’ve seen lately. Tokyo’s Ueno Zoo takes their safety training very seriously, so seriously that they will dress up in a rhino costume for the sake of employee education.

Many learn best by doing, but this experiential training may be offering more laughs than lessons learned. Wouldn’t it be great if all workplace emergency training was this much fun? Take a look for yourself …

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Friday business humor: Bypassing sales

October 17, 2008 · Leave a Comment

When a business deal involves selling $40 million of your product, I guess it’s OK to bypass the sales teams. Especially if your name is Dilbert …

Skipping over sales

Skipping over sales

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Friday business humor: Office Nerf war

September 26, 2008 · Leave a Comment

It’s 4:30 p.m. on Friday. What do you do?

Start an office Nerf war, of course!

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Friday business humor: Stop office lunch theft with gross sandwich bags

September 19, 2008 · 1 Comment

If you’ve ever had your lunch stolen from the fridge then you’re familiar with the strong feelings of loss, anger and rage the crime may stir up.

Lunch-theft victims will have no reason to fear any future stolen snacks if they start packing their lunch in some expertly-designed sandwich bags.

The new “Anti-Theft Lunch Bag,” from designer Sherwood Forlee, are regular sandwich bags with green splotches printed on both sides. The printings make sandwiches look like they have been aging in the refrigerator for weeks, deterring sticky-fingered sandwich stealers.

“I looked in my refrigerator and saw all the rotting food,” he says, taking care to note that he has male roommates. “I left it there and thought: This would be perfect for an office environment.”

The “sick, yet useful contraptions” aren’t ready for mass production yet, but Forlee is looking for a manufacturer.

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Friday marketing humor: How to know you’re fired

September 12, 2008 · Leave a Comment

So, we know temps are taking our marketing jobs because the economy is lousy and budgets are so tight businesses can hardly pay to keep the lights on. Know the signs of an imminent pink slip before your employer makes the decision to make any job cuts in the marketing department.

We’ve done some research here at the Training Marketer and have put together the top 10 signs you’re about to get fired:

  1. You get to work and have only one email from your boss with “Call me” as the subject line. Inside are instructions to report directly to HR.
  2. You get to HR and they kindly ask you to shut the door behind you.
  3. You’re told to hand in your company badge for the “annual security badge cleaning event.”
  4. You return from lunch and the door code isn’t working.
  5. Your boss keeps staring at you and it’s not because of the stain on your shirt.
  6. Your name has mysteriously vanished off your office door.
  7. Your coworkers start asking if they can have your stapler.
  8. The janitor leaves an empty cardboard box at your desk and it’s not for archiving files.
  9. A strange coworker comes by to look out your office window, “just to check out the view.”
  10. You show up to work and there’s somebody new sitting at your desk.

Another sign you’re getting fired: Someone asks you “So, what would you say … you do here?”

Remember your people skills and have a happy Friday!

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‘Bad’ online business ideas that made millions

August 29, 2008 · Leave a Comment

NicheGeek compiled a list of 10 off-the-wall business ideas that will have you asking yourself “Why didn’t I think of that?”

Among my favorites:

The Million Dollar Homepage

1,000,000 pixels per page, a dollar per pixel. Think it would never work? Well, 21-year-old Alex Tew is now a millionaire.

Million Dollar Homepage

Million Dollar Homepage

Lucky Wishbone Co.

Who needs fake wishbones? And who’s actually looking for them online? Turns out somebody makes them and a lot of people want them. And, they actually break thanks to a “Revolutionary Advance in Plastic Wishbone Technology!”

Lucky Wishbone Co.

Lucky Wishbone Co.

PickyDomains

Can’t think of a cool domain name? Let someone else do it for you. The site is so popular that there’s a waiting list of people who are willing to pay someone else to think of a great domain name for them.

Check out the full list of “ That Made Someone Rich,” and have a happy Friday.

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