Friday business humor: Funny ‘Out of Office’ auto replies

Going to be out of the office anytime soon? Don’t put up the “Out of Office” auto reply everyone expects you to. Get creative and take a note from those at Todd And Marketing & Media who compiled a list of the best auto replies, including our favorites:

“I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.”

“I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.”

“Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.”

“The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.”

“Hi, I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.”

Take a look at the full list from Todd And.

Have a funny out of office reply you would like to share? We want to hear it, share it in a comment below.

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One response to “Friday business humor: Funny ‘Out of Office’ auto replies

  1. This list is hilarious. Only if you could integrate a micro-billing system into outlook to charge for email length.

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